My wife and I were on vacation and we were having a really great time doing some things that we have not done since we were young.
We went parasailing and we even took a surfing lesson.
We had a beautiful condo by the beach with a view of the sunset every single night. We drank wine outside on the patio. One night we decided to order recreational marijuana from a dispensary in town. Neither one of us wanted to go to the dispensary in person. The delivery service promises to be discreet. My wife and I did not want to give the marijuana delivery service our room number, so we agreed to meet the driver in the lobby. We left a small message in the note box on the delivery form telling the driver to call us when he was close to our location. The delivery driver never contacted us and told the desk clerk that he had a delivery for someone, but he did not have a room number. When I looked at the receipt for the order, it clearly stated to give us a call with our phone number. I was pretty aggravated with the delivery driver and I only gave him a small tab because he wasn’t paying attention to the delivery. The hotel desk clerk was being very nosey. He wanted to know what was in the bag and who came in to see us. It’s a good thing there weren’t any names of businesses on the outside of the bag to give away our secret.